Taken to Task: The Cult of Warren Buffett

Bank of America stock jumped over 9% Thursday on news that Warren Buffett is making a $5 billion investment in the bank. But, at $7.65, the stock closed more than a $1 below its high of the session and BofA shares were falling anew Friday morning, trading as low as $7.45 before stabilizing.

When the news broke that Buffett was investing in BofA, the chattering class rejoiced….Buffet has "saved" Bank of America"…Buffett Deal Is "Seal of Approval" … "Time to Buy Bank of America"… and my personal favorite: Buffett's vote of confidence in B of A, US economy.

Warren Buffett is a great investor but the idea his deal with Bank of America is good for anyone but Warren Buffet is baloney.

Warren Buffett is investing in Bank of America for one simple reason — to make money. A lot money.

Follow the Money

Bank of America will pay Buffett a 6% dividend for the privilege of getting access to his money — and his brand. Shareholders will have to pay for that and live with the threat of a massive dilution as Buffett also got the right to buy up to 700 million shares of Bank of America stock at $7.14 per share. (See: Buffett: The One-Man Blue-Chip Bailout Machine Strikes Again)

From Salomon Brothers in 1987 to Goldman Sachs and GE in 2008 to Bank of America today, Buffett has always been willing to help a fellow corporate citizen who's down on their luck — for the right price.

Not that there's anything wrong with that... but don't confuse Buffett's profit game for altruism, patriotism or any other "ism" other than capitalism.

Buffett has carefully cultivated an image of America's kindly grandfather. Just a simple, humble guy from Omaha who just happens to be one of the world's richest men. Many journalists and pundits eagerly peddle this glorified version of the man they call "The Oracle of Omaha" because it's a good story and appeals to the huddle masses yearning to be free -- and looking for a hero.

In recent years, Buffett has opined about why we should 'Buy American' -- stocks that is -- to tax policy, and his prognostications have been greeted as gospel by everyone from the thousands of individual investors who flock to Berkshire's annual "Woodstock of Capitalism" up to and including President Obama, who cited Buffett's recent complaint that he and other 'super-rich' super-friends aren't taxed enough. (See: Buffett Blasts Low Taxes On Billionaires, Says Congress Must Stop Coddling Them)

But I'd like to take these Buffett brown nosers to Task for failing to see that Buffett is nothing more than an investor, and like any other good investor, his only goal is to make money.